" I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin' merrily along
And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single"
And that song ain't so very far from wrong" - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra
I gently dip my toe. I'm wet behind the ear. The embers in my soul go SPRIKLY SKRAP. 1 Day - 1 Park Ticket: $76.00. The ride announcer calls out over the intercom, "SshrrrcH... kkrrch.. Erm Hello! Hello! Oh My Friends!! The breaks may need a little adjustment. Easy on the curves..heheh.. . ... "Foolish mortals! You have looked into my eyes; your path now leads beyond the Gates of Doom!"
Blood drips off my shoulder onto the exit path of the Indiana Jones Temple of Doom ride. Nobody seems to see the blood as I let out a shriek while running across Adventureland to an available restroom. The mirror shows none of my injuries, yet my heart wont stop pulsating in my head. I can feel the blood leaving my body. (COLLAPSE)
-Mmm... the double vanilla bourbon ice cream pumping out of Disney's main street sewage duct makes my nipples hard.-
The disney sewage snapped me back to consciousness. Like a startled pony I noticed a child had worked his way to steal my X-ray spectacles. I will make sure that he will not get away with them for much longer.
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